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Station To Station: Music Station For May 25, 2012 Featuring Noel Gallagher, GLAY And AKB48

Tokyo currently has “Skytree” fever, as the metropolis’ welcomed the world’s second-largest structure this week. Take it from someone who watches the news while running on the treadmill at my gym – the Skytree is inescapable, with TV shows doing features about the outside, inside, gift shops, food options and nearby train station (just to name a few). I guess I need to see this thing at some point, huh?

Ieiri Leo “SHINE”

WATCH HERE

One of the new faces of 2012, Ieiri Leo’s career thus far has been unspectacular, more of a story-driven artist (at 17, she’s still in high school) rather than one putting out good music. Trick is, she does just enough to make you see potential down the road, hoping that this still-teen learns how to utilize those skills in more creative ways down the road rather than do the same thing over and over again. In Leo’s case, she has a solid voice, one reminiscent of Kaela Kimura and one capable of turning an otherwise so-so debut single like “Sabrina” into something peppy. Her sophomore single, “SHINE,” sees the production attempting to catch up to the potential found in her voice – the verses try to build to something, complete with flakes of her singing and bursts of violins. Problem is, the chorus doesn’t deliver on all this detail, too safe to really take “SHINE” to the next level. Bit of a letdown, but this kid has time to figure everything out.

AKB48 “Manatsu No Sounds Good!”

WATCH HERE

Man, forget the song entirely…and, hell, this latest single from AKB48 actually somehow sounds a little better than their usual Akihabara bait, probably because those synth horns remind me a little bit of the Evangelion theme song. Whatever though, because the video in that above link is bananas. It’s bizarre and discombobulating and also sorta genius in a rambling idiot kind of way. I can’t stop watching it.

Basic plot: so some high-school students (AKB) stumble across…some women (AKB) who seemingly fell from the sky. At least that’s what I think happened, as the video focuses on what appear to be meteors or glowing orbs in the sky. Some of the AKB people glow, the students run towards them and then…they start vomiting up their souls, maybe? One girl tries to give another CPR, which is pretty clever given that whole kissing scandal that broke out earlier this year. Lot of shit happens, just watch the link. And then they all start dancing on a beach in white bikinis like the previously shown terror didn’t happen.

I take it AKB48 are taking notes from Momoiro Clover Z (“give no fucks about how insane your music video is”) except at least Momoiro Clover Z’s clips stay consistent within their nutty worlds (space pirates…all the time!). This just doesn’t make sense but also somehow is clever…I don’t even know, just watch it.

GLAY “Bible”

“We now have this light shining in our hearts, but we ourselves are like fragile clay jars containing this great treasure. This makes it clear that our great power is from God, not from ourselves.” 2 Corinthians 4:7

Google “GLAY Bible” and this is the first Bible verse…and first hit period…that comes up, probably because of the “clay” part. Way more interesting trying to dissect the Good Book than dwell on this jump-rope rock song.

Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds “Dream On”

IT’S SYMBOLISM GET IT

Doofy battle-of-the-sexes video aside, this song sounds pretty unremarkable. The High Flying Birds project has actually resulted in some decent moments…which is more than can be said for the other post-Oasis project from the Gallagher family, Beady Eye…but the drudgery of “Dream On” isn’t one of them, a chore of a listen that offers false hope via horns.

Ken Hirai “Kokuhaku”

Only a short clip, but not really inspiring me to find more. Yawn.

Winner Of The Week – Musically, Ieiri Leo. Overall, that AKB48 video.

Station To Station: Music Station For December 3, 2010 Featuring AKB48, KinKi Kids And Superfly

AKB48 “チャンスの順番”

Since AKB48 usually ends up being my whipping posse whenever I write about them, let’s mix it up and start with some positives. The video for this new single isn’t nearly as creepily voyeuristic as some of their other 2010 clips. Plus, it even has a halfway decent idea…a giant rock-paper-scissors league/tournament complete with refs! I’m sure the dudes who got a kick out of watching AKB48 suggestively eat jelly during the “Heavy Rotation” video will leave disappointed but the rest of us will appreciate it.

The praise dries up there. “チャンスの順番” isn’t bad per se, it’s just derivative even by AKB48’s standards. This song sounds exactly like “Pontytail To Shushu” down to the goofy electronic whirls bubbling underneath. Originality checks in pretty low on what I expect from this pop-militia, but this just seems especially lazy.

KinKi Kids “Family ~ひとつになること”

Oh boy a piano-driven belch of a ballad by a Johnny’s group. Gonna’ be one of those weeks huh? “Family” goes the extra mile in being a trying bit of schmaltz by having the nerve to feature what sounds like a choir in the chorus. Somehow this track doesn’t overload on too many strings, but manages to be even more bloated because of that vocal addition. “Family” fits in perfectly within the Johnny’s, uh, family which means I’m getting the hell away from it.

三代目J Soul Brothers “On Your Mark ~ヒカリのキセキ~”

J Soul Brothers (sorry first part of name) operate in a similar fashion to super popular group EXILE, in that only two of the members handles vocal duties while everyone else in the band just dances. And these bros also attach themselves to R&B tinged pop that sounds like a vaguely uninteresting Ne-Yo. “On Your Mark” doesn’t boast quite the same swag a Ne-Yo or a The-Dream could bring, but J Soul Brothers also manage to not botch this. Unlike everything else on this list today…and unlike a lot of mainstream J-Pop…this actually tries to sound sexy with it’s high-pitched singing and VIP party piano. It lacks anything truly memorable but also comes off as perfectly enjoyable. Much like EXILE, the music itself isn’t so outrageous as much as the concept in general is.

Superfly “Eyes On Me”

“Eyes On Me” serves as the theme music for the upcoming video game “The 3rd Birthday,” part of the Parasite Eve franchise. Since I know nothing about this game except it’s coming out on the PSP, I’ll just judge the track divorced from whatever portable-gaming context might be required to understand this. It’s a ballad but an example of one not being totally cringe worthy (see: KinKi Kids), mostly because a good chunk of “Eyes” goes for minimalism and Superfly boasts an ear-grabbing voice that can elevate even the worst songs up a peg or two. It gets a little too Disney-whimsical later on, but treads water long enough to be considered a success.

TUBE “空と海があるように”

This appears to not be online. Prove me wrong world, prove me wrong!

ゆず “from”

Terrible recording quality, yes, but all signs point to this be the sort of gingerbread-house-kit kinda ballad I mark low. You’d think the shoddy sound quality of the above video would maybe make it more interesting…think How To Dress Well doing J-Pop which could be sweet actually…but nope. “from” manages to be so dull as to not even make cell-phone-quality sound sorta weird.

Winner Of The Week: One of the shortest entries for this feature I’ve ever written…not a bad week ya know, but also one full of ho-hum ballads and an AKB48 song that just sounds boring instead of revolting. Best comes down to Superfly and J Soul Brothers…let’s call it a tie.