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Controlled Karaoke: It’s The Season For A Charity Version Of “Imagine”

Ahh, the lights are up, the trees are out and rapid material consumption is in the air. You know what that means…time for big celebrity-group songs. A group apparently dubbed the “anime all-star singers” have released a cover of John Lennon’s “Imagine.” It’s for a good cause (though I don’t know what said cause is) and a fairly solid take on the tune, but the video overflows with “We Are The World” worthy cliches.

If nothing else, this offers me a chance to link to one of the greatest music videos of all-time.

Next Stop, Music Station: 11/27/09 (featuring GIRL NEXT DOOR and Tokyo Incidents)

Photo courtesy of Road Fun on Flickr under Creative Commons

Living in Japan offers a lot of perks yes, but also a handful of drawbacks. Chief among them, no Thanksgiving. That means no obnoxiously large amount of turkey, stuffing, corn bread or pie (oh how I miss it!), a trip to McDonald’s serving as a substitute for “American food.” No lazily sitting around watching football, unless refreshing ESPN counts. Hell, I’d settle for the parade at this point. So, all you folks who live somewhere they do gorge on poultry and athletics, be thankful you can do that instead of watching Japanese game shows like a zombie while munching on a Quarter Pound.

Positives to no Thanksgiving? Well, I have nowhere to be on a Friday night…so that means Music Station! Let’s get to this.

8:00 – Here we go! Before the swirl of bright graphics, though, Japan’s treated to an ad for “Romantic Christmas,” a compilation of, well you know, performed by J-Pop stars. The holiday season is finally here…even the creepy voice introducing the performers references it!

8:01 – The star of Buzzer Beat, Tomohisa Yamashita, gets to appear on this show for the second straight week, apparently to play the same song he did last week. These things happen when the audience is 99 percent female.

8:03GIRL NEXT DOOR perform their song “Orion” in the Peanuts Christmas tree lot with just enough room carved out for a violin section and a piano. The song itself starts up slow, the piano and vocals all but assuring we will be treated to a big emotional ballad. But then! A minute-so into the song a dance beat charges in to make this a slightly more hoppy affair, joined by some cheesy electronica squiggles far off in the back. “Orion” settles into this get-up for the next few minutes. The song’s got a great chorus that allows the lead singer to show off her impressive vocal chops, but that could be said for a lot of J-Pop songs so don’t get too excited. Ultimately forgettable, though the Christmas trees looked pretty!

(Video of song here. There is another, much worse Euro-technopop song tacked on in the second half, exercise caution.)

8:05 – Single rankings of the week pop up. One song is called “America” from a CD about…America? The case had some goofy anime dude flying out of the Stars and Stripes to hug the world. The rest of the chart features much more familiar names…EXILE, Arashi, Funkey Monkey Babys. The top three feature the Buzzer Beat guy at three, followed by…huh??? Two songs I actually like? The second spot goes to Bump Of Chicken for “R.I.P.” while the pole position belongs to LANDS, and their enjoyable dance-rock number “Bandage.”

8:12 – Tomohisa Yamashita wearing what appears to be a glitter coated snow cap stuns the audience by performing a song he sang on the same program last week. This programming decision forces me to rehash the exact same sentiments I had last time I listened to this tune (it’s not good), so I’ll spare you the leftovers. My only new insight into “Loveless” is that it must be full of emotions and feelings and stuff because Yamashita keeps touching his stomach with his hand like he’s about throw up.

(Video of song here)

8:17 – This week’s Music Station montage focuses on the rock acts of Japan’s yesteryear. I realize it’s seriously easy to rip on a generation for their fashion choices…but geez, the people from this montage are hilariously dressed. If the Whitesnake tour bus smashed into a ska concert, you’d see better fashion results. OK, cue up the video of Michael Ian Black deadpanning to the camera about Blind Melon.

8:25 – Montage still going strong. Hey, you guys remember Rainbow Brite? The ’80s, crazy am I right?

8:32 – Seeing Music Station live must be one of the most boring ways someone could spend their Friday night. “Next up, this singer will watch some old video clips and then answer some laborious trivia questions!”

8:33 – Ahhhhh, the next performer is up, and she offers the perfect opportunity to expand on a point. Read Becky’s Wikipedia page. Note how little music factors into her celebrity unless her appearances on Pokemon Sunday include busting out the Pokemon Rap. A fair share of J-Pop artists exist in a similar situation where they exist as “talents,” a vague term best translated to “shows up on a lot of variety shows,” who hitch their flashy wagons to whatever will sell best.

I think it’s safe to say Becky isn’t someone who loses sleep over the artistic merit of her music, which would explain why her Music Station numbers a Christmas-by-numbers song. If the bells joining her mid-tune weren’t clue enough, the set folks made it start snowing her performance to remind us “hey, the holidays are right around the corner, and here’s Becky with a new Christmas tune for y’all! She needs a new coat.” “心こめて” is a great reminder that one shouldn’t get to caught up in a J-Pop singer’s personality when said personality is all about selling product. At the very least though, the people behind these songs could give us something more lively than this.

(Video of song here, and it sounds slightly better. Video also has a really cute bunny in it, so big points.)

8:40 – See, this is cool design! Tokyo Incidents lead singer is surrounded by digital clocks counting down the duration of the song. Even better…the song is pretty good! “能動的三分間” starts off with some disjointed electronics before dropping in drums, guitar and (most importantly) a very smooth bass line. It’s a surprisingly funky affair that never overdoes it. And I say this for half the artists featured on Music Station., but the lead singer’s got a great voice.

(Video, featuring the Moonwalk, here.)

8:46 – The last performance of the night belongs to Remioromen. This one starts out incredibly intriguing – the group swirls various strings around before introducing a slightly off-kilter guitar. This blanket of backing music sounds downright dreamy, especially when the lead singer’s Ed Droste-ian voice falls onto it. The chorus, though, feels much more grounded, going for a sort of Coldplay-lite thing that ends up spilling onto the rest of the track. Remioromen promise a lot more than they deliver, but “恋の予感から” ends up a still solid song.

(Video here.)

Winner of the Week – A close race between Remioromen and Tokyo Incidents, with the consistently solid swing of the latter winning out over the inconsistent prior. Video below.

Duck The Halls: “Manekineko Duck No Uta” Gets Christmas Version

I realize “Manekineko Duck No Uta” is nothing more than a way for an insurance company to peddle product, but that small fact isn’t going to stop me from writing even more about the left-field hit of Japan for 2009. To keep the song fresh heading into the holiday season, the folks behind this cutesy jingle went and recorded a Christmas version of the song, slowing the overall pace down and making it a bit more carol-like. Plus, the duck-cat is wearing a Santa outfit now.

To watch the video and hear the new song, head on over to the official Manekineko Duck website, which will also blow your mind away with sickening cuteness. Click on “CM” and enjoy watching a duck and cat fly a sleigh!

(Via Japan Probe)

Bump Of Chicken Release New Single: “R.I.P./Merry Christmas”

J-Rock stars Bump Of Chicken haven’t released a new single in two years, practically an eternity in the J-Music business. I’ve never listened to this rock group before, but the new single in question, “R.I.P./Merry Christmas,” popped up on the Internet a few days ago. This isn’t just another new release…this is the first new single by one of the most popular rock outfits in Japan in a couple of years.

Wikipedia (yeah yeah I know) says every Bump Of Chicken single since their third one has appeared in the Oricon Weekly Charts, one of the biggest charting organizations in the country. “R.I.P./Merry Christmas” will be Bump’s 15th single. Since “R.I.P.” was posted, the video has been viewed 243,985 times. When this thing drops later in the month, it’s going to sell mad numbers – don’t forget it comes out during holiday shopping time AND boasts a Christmas song as the b-side. There is no better time to listen to Bump Of Chicken then right now.

The generally subdued sound on “R.I.P.” ends up being the song’s strongest point. That’s not a jab – most modern J-Rock goes to great length to prove just how “rock” it is, cramming in as many guitar solos and as much noise to stand out from the rest of the J-Pop pack. Bump Of Chicken choose to go the Snow Patrol route and aim at making a small-screen U2 song. The verses slowly build toward the chorus, the guitars staying locked in position and the drum especially soft. Everything swirls around Motoo Fujiwara’s reeled-in singing which never rises much above contemplative. His voice picks up ever-so-slightly at the chorus and he hits one squeaky note, but otherwise he avoids over-emoting a song that could be over-the-top in theme (I have no idea what he’s singing about, but the facepalm of a video hints at something pretty heavy, man).

“R.I.P” runs far too long (just over six minutes) and thus feels the need to mix the formula up to keep the tune fresh. This results in two atmosphere-killing guitar solos that are as out of place as the CGI dinosaur in the music video. I’m also not sold on the ambient intro which sounds way too corny for its own good. Still, “R.I.P.” ends up being being a refreshing dose of tuned down rock for about three minutes and thirty seconds.

B-side “Merry Christmas” is a much easier beast to cut apart – I mean, it announces everything it intends to be in the title. It’s straight up wintertime feel-good music, complete with sheets of jingle bells and some Irish-tinged folk trimmings. “Merry Christmas” is neither a modern day Christmas pop miracle like “All I Want For Christmas Is You” nor is it a big fat piece of sonic fruitcake that is “Ballin’ On Xmas.” It’s a pleasant holiday tune bound to play out of Japanese convenience store speakers and soundtrack at least one Christmas food-related advertisement. Nothing more, nothing less.

(Thanks to JPOP Lover for posting about these new songs)